Yesterday, the trailer for the upcoming film adaptation of David Mitchell’s novel Cloud Atlas hit the web. If you haven’t read it, don’t expect the trailer to do anything but completely baffle you.

At the same time, I get an email from the editor of the always hilarious Better Book Titles, which slaps different (better) titles on the covers of classic literature, asking if he could use a submission I sent in a year ago.

Alternate title for Cloud Atlas: The Kevin Bacon Game

At this point, you’ve either chuckled lightly or said, “What the hell is he talking about?”